Season's stats (10)

Following delicate negotiations, the executive committee of AFC TPS has ruled that the final score in the recent victory was 12-2.

AFC TPS records have been amended to show the following :

most goals in a game : 12
largest margin of victory : 10

most goals in a game by one player remains at 7.

Michael has now been credited with 3 goals in the 12-2 game, an increase of one on the previously reported total.

Can everyone now please leave me alone and stop nagging?

Thank you!

PLEASE NOTE : these records are all there to be broken!

The season's stats now show

Antrim Area 11 a side league

P2 W1 D1 L0 F7 A4 Pts 4

Antrim Area 5 a side tournament

P4 W2 D0 L2 F11 A 8 Pts 6

Ballyclare & District 7 a side league

P4 W3 D0 L1 F27 A 10 Pts 9

Friendlies

P3 W2 D0 L1 F9 A 3 Pts 6

Overall

P13 W8 D1 L4 F54 A 25 Pts 25

Scorers

Daniel D : 17
Michael : 14

Adam M : 8

Gerard : 8

Brook : 5

Adam I : 1

Jordan : 1

Player of the match

Daniel D : 3

Gerard : 2

Michael : 2

Brook 1
Jack : 1

Jordan : 1

Philip : 1

I hope it is clear to all that while attack is always the best form of defence, as shown by an amazing total of 54 goals in 13 games, we still need to tighten up at the back, as we are leaking almost two goals per game.

Onwards and upwards
Mr Alcorn
director of football
AFC TPS